Heel

Before lunch:

Me: Anong oras ka pupunta sa Manila?

Him: Mga after 1 siguro.

Me: Anong oras ka uwi?

Him: Mga 9.

Me: Oks.

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Around dinner time, through text messaging:

Me: Wat tym ka uwi? :) [I knew that he wouldn't be really going home at 9!]

Him: Alis ako d2 kina r ng 10.

Me: K.

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10:14:57 PM, through text messaging:

Me: Dapat paalis ka na. I'm w8ng 4 u. Sabi m0 nung hap0n 9pm ka uwi. Ngaun 10 na. Pag di ka nakaratng in an h0ur, kukusutin k0 ung mga pantal0n na pnlantsa k0. Hmp.

Him: Wat?! Andito p ako s shop. Hinatid ko c j. Alis ako in 10mins.

Me: Hmp. Bahala ka. Nagsabi ka ng 0ras.

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a little over 11pm:

Him: Honey, I'm home!

Aysus, natuto rin! Plantsahin lang pala ang katapat? :P

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Side kuwento lang. After that message saying na he was still at the shop, he called me up to confirm nga na he was still at the shop -- para siguro marinig ko yung mga boys at si J at kung sino pang tropa nya don.

And so I went on a calm tirade, telling him that he shouldn't be telling me what time he'd be coming home if he's not going to do it rin naman, just so that I'd think he'd be coming home early pero he plans on going home like 4 hours after the agreed time. Basically I told him to go home. NOW.

When he got home, he told me that it was J who told him to call me up -- he was going to ask if he can still play one game of DOTA. When he got off the phone, J asked him, "O ano, pinayagan ka?". My hubby could only answer sheepishly, "Eh hindi na nga ako nakapagsalita eh".

Ha!